dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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