we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
