What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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