You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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