toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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