he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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