is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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