My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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