look no pants
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you would pick up someone in the library
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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