you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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