He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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