the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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