i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Randomize
