this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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