Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
