I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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