It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
how bad is she
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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