Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The air was thick with penises
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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