...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
