I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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