I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
