Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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