You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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