I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
wow bdsm is so cute
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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