how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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