U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
it's like iHOP with fire
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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