oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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