Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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