we're blogging at a bar
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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