I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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