Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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