i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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