just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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