Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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