i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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