Non-Jews are for practice
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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