Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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