I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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