I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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