Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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