i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He did a backflip because drugs
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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