Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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