Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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