ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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