He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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