Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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