Whod you bang
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Someone signed my nipple.
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