do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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