I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I touched a dick in church today
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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