I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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