he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
There are leaves in my underwear?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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