I hate your face
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just cut my nipple shaving
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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