Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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