There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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