i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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