I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Someone shit on the floor
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
